From the “Wish I had had a camera” dept:
I stop at Thornton’s at Illinois Routes 26 and 116 Monday night to gas up, and as I’m putting the pump handle up, I look a couple lanes over to see a young man smoking a cigarette while filling up.
Before I hastily got my receipt and jumped into the car to get out of the area, I noticed his T-shirt, which said:
“No longer a danger to society.”
Talk about false advertising …